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The Self-Published Self-Publisher's Guide to Self-Publishing


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The Self-Published Self-Publisher's Guide to Self-Publishing


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The Leading Authority on Self-Publishing Since the Beginning of Existence


The Leading Authority on Self-Publishing Since the Beginning of Existence


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Welcome to The Center of The Mandala


Welcome to The Center of The Mandala


 The Captain Never Manifests. But he does have those close to him getting done what needs done on his behalf.

The Captain Never Manifests. But he does have those close to him getting done what needs done on his behalf.

This isn't the end, or the beginning. This is something like the center of a mandala. Welcome back to where you've always been. If you can maintain your piece of mind, you can stay here forever. You'll notice there is nothing here, not even a body or sense organs to receive this message. There's just bliss here. If you feel yourself getting bored, it's an indication that bliss may be for you, but not at this time. By the way, the current local time is quarter to never, half past always, or whatever arbitrary point in time you choose. And, if you happen to start thinking about time, the boredom will kick in, and an entertainment control panel will manifest itself. It's exact appearance depends on your particular form of boredom, but is really irrelevant. You'll know it when you see it. At the same time, a physical body of some type will emerge. It may take the form of a solid body, ethereal mist, disembodied will, aural projection, or any one of a potentially infinite array of manifestation options. This will be your vessel for using the control panel, as well as for interacting with the sensory entertainment you choose. Simply use whatever means manifest to select your entertainment.  The control panel itself will also manifest in one of an infinite array of designs. Some are numbered push buttons, some allow you to select your entertainment through thought, while others might resemble something like a roulette wheel. When you make your selection, please keep in mind that this is not a test. There are no right or wrong choices, though there may be right and wrong choices - as well as consequences - within the particular form of entertainment you choose. Unfortunately, many of the entertainment choices are extremely convincing, and will completely cloud your memory of this place until you come back. It's all part of the fun. However, you may occasionally feel you are missing something, or that something just isn't right, and that is probably the closest thing to a memory of this place you will have. There is nothing to worry about though, as the entertainment is limited by time, and you will eventually realize where you really are. Or, should I say aren't? You don't exist here, because this is the realm beyond existence and non-existence. But you already know all of this.

This message is being brought to you by The Captain, who apologizes for not being here personally to answer any questions you may have. But that's just the way The Captain operates. You know how it is. He's a lot like you. He just never manifests. By the way, the fact that you are receiving this message means that the boredom has already set in.

Please stand by. Your control panel and sensory manifestation will appear shortly...

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Please Make Your Selection


Please Make Your Selection